The Hero guitar 

It was originally a "Radical Rhythym" guitar (spelled 'gitter' on the box in which it was shipped.) It is a typical sample player with 6 modifications:

1. A quarter inch output for rockin' it loud and proud

2. A pitch bend pot for droppin' it like it's hot

3. A big red button, for style and degradation

4. A temporary push button to speed things up

5. A temporary push button to break things down

6. A patriotic paint job for fatuous flag-waving and fashion